Forum Game

[SewerMaster]

Stolen from systems and Deadman of course and re-invented here

Hey dooods,

Let's try a lil' game 'cos I'm bored at work.

The way it works it, I'll start off a story and everyone posts ONE WORD to add to the story. Only post one word at a time, if you want the sentence to be over with, then just use a period. Try not to double post. Lets see what kinda nonsense we can come up with. :-)

Here goes....

Once upon a time, there was a ___________

Okay! Fill in the rest!

Instead of starting over again or reposting all 74 pages of responses we'll start from where deamn left off on his compiled version of the story:

*******CONTINUE TO POST YOUR ADDONS TO THE ORIGINAL POST*********
*******THIS IS JUST THE COMPILATION OF EVERYTHING SO FAR***********


**As posted by Systems- up to page 16**
Once upon a time there was a man who walked into a strip bar, and made love to the bartender. Then stuck $100 in pennies but he threw away his condoms but she smelled like women farting the rosewater until poop exploded and covered his face. The crowd joined hands and marched onward with their pants around the flagpole. They danced under cover before they drank wild turkey naked with wolves .... Then cried like young iguanas with hemroids. The purple kind that REALLY burn his knuckles and they eat knockwurst with chopsticks and enjoy stripteasing at the cracker barrel on Tuesday with Charlie, but suddenly the TV starts leaking jelly and marshmallows. He rubbed down with marshmallows and tried to pleasure his crackwhore with leather and marshmallows, but she died. The pimp went ballistic and after he killed his lover he jumped off a bridge, but batman saved a pile of pepperoni so river dance bitches stripped for El Presidente who masturbated until the cat came home! The cat then whacked the dog with a wet tampon and said meow, and then the flying monkeys busted a cap while sitting upside down on the stairs. He yelled profanities like "FUCKER!!!" Almost immediately, the police dropped the charges. However, the Nun took out the Su-34 and screamed DIE BITCHES!! The wig fell off her ass and exposed camel toe between his nose. Almost instantly he collapsed from the sex change. His detached penis provided the dogs with a good meal. The doctor tried taxidermy his beaver when the FBI commenced a search warrent for powdered sugar and pancakes covered with goo and soiled condoms. FBI agent Big bobbies pulled her top

[SewerMaster]

**As posted by Deadman- up to pg.25**

down and checked for tasty treats! The CSU team skillfully looked under the table used to butcher Sewermaster's apple pie and celery. The SU-34 went on and morphed into an igloo. The Eskimo pilot, the SU-34, and a lama were cuddling naked, sweaty and emotional against the iceberg. They began to hump the polar bears. They ate fur and pork chops over the bodies of 1,234,543 aliens. Afterwards, the polar bears ventured into an igloo and began to beat the eskimos senseless. They then began to pole dance for 69 days straight! Until they became ill and began playing "Stairway to Heaven" on a whale bone while drinking Tequilla and spanking each other. The SU-34 and the walnut cracked open. Inside the preachers bible was a gun and a rubber dildo, that was big and black. Which he sniffed and fondled with a smile, daily, for 50yrs. He pulled a rabbit out of a plastic cup from a keg party and decided to make lunch. First, the rabbit was savagely ripped limb from limb, then chewed into tiny bits, with a ginsu knife! He put a pot of gold up his ass. Mary the leprechaun was green and turquoise and had bad fungus between her toes. The fungus had super powers which destroyed krap when applied. It manifested itself into purple and orange haze induced euphoria. It was far out in another port-o-potty which stunk like a NcN_JulianoFL posting...until Bush stepped in and dropped a few dozen bombs on the North Pole. It instantly began mutating into a tropical paradise from hell with cute little bunnies and big butt dumplings that consumed lots of Everclear and inflicted a massive hemmorage to the armpit and the marachi began to play dixie and the "Battle Hymn of the Republic". After which the marachi invite Hannibal to do the cha-cha naked and hungry. He climbed the Alps and was eaten by the Yeti.

[SewerMaster]

**As posted by Deadman- up to pg.36**

The Yeti puked violet and fuscia colored slime, all over Luke Skywalker, and then began yodelling with a Wookie and an Ewok, when Yoda got pissed off at the Yeti. Yoda then whipped out his pink lightsaber and mistakenly cut off his balls. As Jabba farted and the crowed cheered. They immediately got bored and threw a tizzy fit. After which, Jabba ate the Wookie and asked for a glass of milk and shit out a fur ball the size of an Ewok that smelled of urine that Jabba licked up, then smiled. He then said: "Let there be light!" and the heavens opened up and sent forth lots of uv rays that seered the hair from BDD's ass, at which point everyone rejoiced...except for the fun-loving butt monkeys. The monkeys were sad because they got no courtesy of a reach around from the faeries, who were wearing bad smelling pantalonas with 40 trillion TV dinners, which were spoiled by a flaming homosexual gladiator, who had 69 bells on his toga which seemed to chime systematically, like a million bombs dropping into a toilet. This alerted the hit squad, who cried like women with no front teeth, but hot as hell. Early the next morning, they went to the Blue Oyster bar and ordered boilermakers and red bull. When in walked his wife, whose huge ass with pimples, filled the skimpy red dress. With brown stains on the mattress that smelled of old fish and booze. When he was done flogging the monkey he set condition 1SQ and weeped like a chef slicing onions with a knife. With a spork in his hands he slowly went to Taco Bell and bought a spicy taco that burned his lips and singed his beard. The he whipped out a wad of $100 bills for his bitches to dance like freaks with pegged-legs infested with termites. Then Dale Earnhardt's ghost said: "Let's Ride!" and he fell asleep to the sound of a dog who was run over by a cat with slippers. The Evil Cat decided to teamkill everyone with his broken whiskers and bad breath. Unfortunately, he lost 6 of his juevos noches to a Zambonie with curly hair. He got into a time machine and went back to 1985 and said: "1985 sucks!" Before he left he bought a leisure suit and a pair of parachute pants. Then he got back into the time machine. He stopped again in 1966, year of Peace and Love. Where he was mugged and anal raped by hippies. While bleeding everywhere he thought he saw a pink elephant but it was really Jimi Hendrix playing some dope tunes on his instruments. The hippies smoked a bowl of something weird, that smelled of earthly delight and dandelions. The CIA was not pleased, but smoked it anyways until they found Nirvana, the mystical land of cotton candy and corned beef with sprinkles of magic mushrooms. Here they worked so well they got a day off and went to the pool to swim naked. They saw a shark in the pool who had some pot and a crack pipe that he sold for 2 Hershey bars and a Baywatch DVD. Then the shark ate them and took his stuff back. He then, as the water became to low, began puking purple frilly things that were round and hard and smelled of douche.........

[SewerMaster]

ok now fill in the rest of the story or ignore the previous posts and we'll start a new story...

[SystemS]

smelled of douche.........

milk

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