Instead of starting over again or reposting all 74 pages of responses we'll start from where deamn left off on his compiled version of the story:Systems @ Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:37 am wrote:Hey dooods,
Let's try a lil' game 'cos I'm bored at work.
The way it works it, I'll start off a story and everyone posts ONE WORD to add to the story. Only post one word at a time, if you want the sentence to be over with, then just use a period. Try not to double post. Lets see what kinda nonsense we can come up with. :-)
Here goes....
Once upon a time, there was a ___________
Okay! Fill in the rest!
*******CONTINUE TO POST YOUR ADDONS TO THE ORIGINAL POST*********
*******THIS IS JUST THE COMPILATION OF EVERYTHING SO FAR***********
**As posted by Systems- up to page 16**
Once upon a time there was a man who walked into a strip bar, and made love to the bartender. Then stuck $100 in pennies but he threw away his condoms but she smelled like women farting the rosewater until poop exploded and covered his face. The crowd joined hands and marched onward with their pants around the flagpole. They danced under cover before they drank wild turkey naked with wolves .... Then cried like young iguanas with hemroids. The purple kind that REALLY burn his knuckles and they eat knockwurst with chopsticks and enjoy stripteasing at the cracker barrel on Tuesday with Charlie, but suddenly the TV starts leaking jelly and marshmallows. He rubbed down with marshmallows and tried to pleasure his crackwhore with leather and marshmallows, but she died. The pimp went ballistic and after he killed his lover he jumped off a bridge, but batman saved a pile of pepperoni so river dance bitches stripped for El Presidente who masturbated until the cat came home! The cat then whacked the dog with a wet tampon and said meow, and then the flying monkeys busted a cap while sitting upside down on the stairs. He yelled profanities like "FUCKER!!!" Almost immediately, the police dropped the charges. However, the Nun took out the Su-34 and screamed DIE BITCHES!! The wig fell off her ass and exposed camel toe between his nose. Almost instantly he collapsed from the sex change. His detached penis provided the dogs with a good meal. The doctor tried taxidermy his beaver when the FBI commenced a search warrent for powdered sugar and pancakes covered with goo and soiled condoms. FBI agent Big bobbies pulled her top